So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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