At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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