why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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