Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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