he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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