It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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