Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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