My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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