bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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