spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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