Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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