That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Is it penis luge time yet?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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