You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
