Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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