just survived the first fart of the relationship.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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