It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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