I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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