Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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