Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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