I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
