I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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