Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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