I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
