Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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