I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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