i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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Do I have a choice?
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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