Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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