And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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