but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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