Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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