I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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