drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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