whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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