I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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