please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so explain again why im purple
no
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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