Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We don't watch enough power rangers
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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