Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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