So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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