He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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