Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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