I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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