How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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