The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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