At least make sure they are 18
Why
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Randomize
