hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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