thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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