every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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