WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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