You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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