matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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