haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
