Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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