i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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