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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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