Fuck appropriateness.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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